Делимся улыбками

свинку жалко. 😕

КРЕАТИВНЕНЬКО

Вот еще)

Народные приметы:

Упала вилка — кто-то придет.
Упала ложка — у кого-то руки из жопы растут.
Упал йУх — всё, никто никуда не спешит.
Упало мыло — ждите неожиданностей.
Рассыпался кокаин — к феерическим ощущениям и фантасмагорическим видениям.
Ласточки низко летают — будет дождь.
Коровы низко летают — рассыпался кокаин.
Треснуло зеркало — к беде.
Треснула резинка от трусов — к большому стыду, ну, или к маленькому.
Треснул презерватив — лучше бы треснуло зеркало. 😀 😀

Нива и ее предельные углы. Фотомонтаж или нет? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vrInVishek

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Гагааг!)) Мужик круто поплыл)))

Вот тоже повод посмеяться:
AUDI
Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring More Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

DODGE
Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy

FIAT
Failed Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
Frigin’ Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days

GM
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus

GMC
Garage Man’s Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive…

JEEP
Just Eats Every Part
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Just Empty Every Pocket

LADA
Look As Dead Alligator.

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

PORSCHE
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless